David Beckham has the ‘perfect, almond-shaped nipple’ according to the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons

Much has been written on this site about what tempting ingredients complete the recipe for the perfect woman. Is it buxom breasts, a bountiful booty or delightful derriere, seductive eyes, a charming personality, a clever mind or a witty sense of humor? Lorenzo and G have happily debated this hormonal conundrum at length. Their professional diagnosis is the BGL or Brain Genital Law.

 I just heard a report that made me think about the other side of the coin. What are the qualities of the perfect man?

Facial plastic surgery or Botox injections have been a longstanding option for the fountain of youth look that Ponce de Leon traveled the globe in search of. I personally think a few facial wrinkles are both masculine and sexy.

Now, two new techniques are gaining in popularity for the not so fairer sex. MOOB surgery (male boob surgery) is on the rise and testicle tightening is gaining in popularity thanks to George Clooney’s testicle testimonials!

Great Britain‘s The Daily Mail reported the following on September 25th:      

Boom in MOOB surgery as men ask for ‘small, almond-like’ nipples like David Beckham 

By Fiona Macrae Science Correspondent

“It could be the ultimate in male vanity – men are paying thousands of pounds in search of the perfect nipple. Plastic surgeons are creating smaller, flatter nipples for male patients.

Some men have their nipples made smaller during surgery to tidy up loose skin left after extreme weight loss. Others are have it done while having their ‘moobs’, or male breasts, reduced.  But some are so worried about the state of their nipples that they go under the knife solely to have them altered.

The revelation comes from a surgeon who has researched the shape of the ideal male nipple. Jeyaram Srinivasan, of the Royal Preston Hospital, asked 62 volunteers to study topless photos of 100 men and say which had the most desirable nipples. Some of the models were ordinary males who worked in the hospital, others were body-conscious gym goers.

Both sexes plumped for symmetrical nipples that were small, flat and slightly darker than the surrounding skin. The ideal nipple is also round or almond-shaped, the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons annual conference heard. In case you are wondering, David Beckham, apparently, has perfect almond-shaped nipples.  Dr Srinivasan’s study also showed that women are more put off than men by nipples that protrude

Dr Srinivasan said: ‘For many years, cosmetic surgery was associated with women and men wouldn’t even talk about it. They thought it was too vain. ‘But now, men say: “If I can have something to make me look better and I can afford it, I will do it.”

Beauty regime: George Clooney has repeatedly joked that instead of his eyes, he gets the skin on his testicles ‘ironed’ out, but now it appears he’s inspired a new craze in Hollywood

Let’s move down south of the male body border to explore the topic of testicle tightening! George Clooney was one of the first pioneers to share his enthusiasm for this genital rejuvenation procedure nicknamed “Tighten the Tackle”.

In an interview with Italy’s Max magazine, the 52-year-old actor said: ‘I never fixed my eyes, but I spent more money to stretch the skin of my testicles. I did not like the wrinkles. It’s a new technique; many people in Hollywood have done it. It’s called ‘ball ironing.'”

He also touched on ‘ball ironing’ in a 2008 interview with Esquire. Surgeons say such intervention can boost a man’s self-confidence by tightening the skin and muscle around the testes. Cosmetic expert Nurse Jamie told MailOnline that she added ‘Tighten the Tackle’ to the list of services at her upscale Santa Monica spa, Beauty Park, and it has been a raving success. Delicately describing the $575 non-surgical treatment, the blonde beautician says it involves using lasers to remove hair, erase wrinkles and correct discoloration on the scrotum.

Like women, she explains her male clients are keen to ‘keep their garden kept’ and it’s purely for sexy aesthetic reasons. And so, perhaps it’s time to see how does your lover’s garden grow below and whether his nipples are as nice as yours!

I am sure George Clooney’s new bride is a very happy gardener!